Sadie and Yetta, two widows, are talking:
Sadie: "That nice Morris Finkleman asked me out for a date. I
know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with
you about him before I give him my answer."
Yetta: "Vell.... I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment
punctual like a clock. An like such a mench he is dressed. Fine
suit, wonderful lining. And he brings me such beautiful flowers
you could die from. Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there
but such a beautiful car, a limousine even, uniformed chauffeur
and all.
Then he takes me out for a dinner. Marvelous dinner. Lobster
even. Den ve go see a show... let me tell you Sadie, I enjoyed it
so much I could just die from pleasure! So then we are coming
back to my apartment, and into an ANIMAL he turns. Completely
crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with
me two times!"
Sadie: "Oy! Vey... so you are telling me I shouldn't go out with
him?"
Yetta: "No... I'm just saying that if you go, wear an old dress."
