Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day, were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker.
The priest had given them last rites, the warden had given the formal speech, and a final prayer had been said among the participants.
The warden, turning to the first man, solemnly asked,
"Son, do you have a last request?"
To which the man replied, "Yes sir, I do. I love Celine Dion. Could you please play her latest CD for me one last time?"
"Certainly," replied the warden.
He then turned to the other man and asked, "Well, what about you, son? What is your final request?"
"Please," said the condemned man, "kill me first."